[Verse 2: Cat In The Hat (The Stupendium), The Narrator (Freeced), & Things 1 (Eddiefrb) and 2 (Snakebite126)] My, that was lots of good fun (Said the cat) That was fun that was funny, in fact (Hmm) But one thing to know about me (Said the cat) Is that I tend to always come back (Cat in the what?) (Oh yeah!) I keep two Things in the back brick Quick to make you disappear like a hat trick (Cat in the what?) Begged Shrek asked him, «bring back the magic» You’re not the classic, Cat in the Hat is (Cat in the what?) My, my, you haven’t faced time kindly Got nine lives, it looks like you’ve lived ninety How did you get packed up by a lone wolf, bro? Better pack it up and move back to the old folks’ home I’m just checking in since your parents are missing I’m family friendly, you’ve been after kitties ‘Cuz the altar escape put your marriage on a Softpaws It altered your mate, now it’s as if Kitty’s got claws Reunited again, with Perrito But she’s not impressed by your little gatito And she knows that she won’t compete with your ego So, next time you die? Adios, amigo!